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| This week:watch the comedy evolve as Charles | | | | Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel |
| asks his wife to, | | | | Monday 9 pm eastern, 8 pm central, mountain, 8 |
| "Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of | | | | pm pacific... |
| "Origin of the Species,"but, she thinks Charles said | | | | THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE |
| `Pack my suitcasewith 20 pounds of Oregon Sea | | | | MEATS |
| Cheeses'. | | | | In this week's episode |
| (while down the street) | | | | Jon, Clancy and Zurrickinfiltrate the high command |
| Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack | | | | of the highsecurity high tech highland |
| mysuitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she | | | | High Hat Corporation during high tea. |
| thinks he said | | | | A new highwater mark in high tension drama. |
| `Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'. | | | | Highlight of this week's show:high toned Clancey |
| It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when | | | | helpshigh spirited Jon's high-wire hijinks in a effort |
| Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and | | | | togive the high-sign to Zurrick, who is incognito as |
| suitcase tosuitcase, at the | | | | a |
| Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant | | | | High Priest giving high-mass, so that the highborn |
| Convention,where Helga, Olga, Bertha and | | | | high level high highwaymen can be brought to the |
| Svenrena | | | | High Court of High Justice - hence, saving the |
| (The Wild for Cheese Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula | | | | nation. |
| Girls)have been booked to perform. | | | | Starring: |
| Starring: | | | | O.J. Simpson as Jon |
| Martin Mull as Charles Darwin | | | | Robert Blake as Clancey |
| Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin | | | | John Ramsey as Zurrick |
| Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire | | | | Grace Slick as MacDiggel |
| Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshirewith | | | | Any Grant as Zoomzéém |
| Bette Midler as Helga | | | | Lisa Kurdow as Phlegethon Philliwith veriest of |
| Béatrice Dalle as Olga | | | | very special guest stars, |
| Shannen Doherty as Bertha& | | | | Regis Philbin, as |
| Britney Spears as Svenrenawith | | | | Rhilbin Pegis. |